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lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them



how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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  • One:Hot chick with huge boobs, wearing a white t shirt, and no bra runs through water and breaks both ankles.
  • Two:Bus breaks down in the middle of no where. People get off of bus.
  • Three:"I have a good idea. Let's split up"
  • Four:"Let's touch it"
  • Five:"Lets go in the room where the creepy music is coming from."
  • Six:"Let's talk to the strangers that have no teeth. They seem like reasonable people"
  • Seven:"Even though our friend died five minutes ago, let's have sex"
  • Eight:"I'm a virgin, so I won't die"
  • Nine:"Lets hang out in in the graveyard on the night everyone died"
  • Ten:"Let's run upstairs"
  • Eleven:Creature in girls face. *Screams*
  • Twelve:Phones in house go out. Forgets about cell phone in pocket the whole movie.
  • Thirteen:Murderer in house. Girl takes shower.
  • Fourteen:"What was that?"
  • Fifteen:*Light goes out* "I can't see"
  • Sixteen:"I'll go outside and check the fuse box, you stay in here by yourself"
  • Seventeen:*hiding* *breathes loudly*
  • Nineteen:Hides underneath bed. Doesn't fit underneath bed.
  • Twenty:*falls over nothing while being chased*
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Another species to be added to the ever-growing tick-list:

Africa’s Western Black Rhino has been officially declared EXTINCT. Poaching and lack of conservation have led the subspecies of black rhino to extermination, while the Northern White Rhino is ‘teetering on the brink of extinction’.

    Way to go, humanity.

what’s sad is hardly anyone fucking cares or wants to hear about it let alone talk about it

Let’s go to the jungle ♪ ♫